Yet Another Tasteful, Low-Key Half-Time Show

The Rolling Stones have signed on to play half-time at the 2006 Super Bowl... always a tasteful display of pure musical artistry. Personally, I'd rather have another micro-second glimpse of Janet Jackson's nipple than hear these aging behemoths plod through "Start Me Up." Of course, if they led the drunken Super Bowl crowd through a rousing, unplugged sing-along version of "Sweet Virginia," that's something I'd watch.